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Vicki
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Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 3460
Location: Southern California
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 Haiku
This is a thread for Haiku poems. These are short, simple poems consisting of three lines in the form 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
Here is my first attempt:
What goes whoosh in night?
Constant, steady companion
takes snores to dreamland.
Have fun!
Vicki
Last edited by Vicki on Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:48 am; edited 3 times in total
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That which does not kill you makes you stronger-Friedrich Nietzsche
Friedrich must of had apnea.
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deedster
Joined: 01 Nov 2005
Posts: 83
Location: Arlington, TX
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Breathe through small round hose
Receive life-giving air, too
I wake up refreshed
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Steven Wright
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deedster
Joined: 01 Nov 2005
Posts: 83
Location: Arlington, TX
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The chat room friends talk
Get silly from lack of sleep
End up LOL
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Steven Wright
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| Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:03 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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Loud noise wakes me up
Darned face mask leaking again
Was that a mask fart?
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:56 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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You have apnea
I recognize your face marks
Try using band-aids.
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:05 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Tossing and turning
It's midnight and I'm awake
Insomnia sucks.
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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What's that awful smell?
Husband ate bean soup for lunch
Thank god for my mask.
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:23 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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It's sleep apnea?
I still can't sleep or breathe well
Now it has a name.
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:42 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Cpap or Bi-Pap?
Thank you for your help, doctor
But I think I'll pass.
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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Overachiever
You can't study for this one
You flunked your sleep test.
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:00 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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Do you know you snore?
You can no longer deny
I recorded you.
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:13 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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My mouth is so dry
My tongue is stuck to my teeth
Dog ate my chin strap.
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:29 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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What are these numbers?
My sleep study is puzzling
Can you help me, Dave?
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:34 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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The perfect nightstand
Would have a hook for the mask
And wear it for me
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| Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:04 am |
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wendyj.usa
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 133
Location: Baltimore, MD
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ROTFLMAO So funny! Thanks for the laughs!
Wendy
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