I, insert name here, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Bratwurst
Schnapps
Margarita
Schnapps
Gin and Tonic
Cold Beer
Schnapps
Prime Rib
biscuits and gravy
Schnapps
German food
Schnapps
French fries
Schnapps
Ring Bologna
Schnapps
ice cream
cup of coffee
Schnapps
Schnapps
or
Schnapps
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
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SidecarMike
BiPAP Auto M Series & a Respironics OptiLife mask
