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Hi SnoozeHunter,

Wow!  I've been away, to return to this wonderful growing haiku!
One of these days I will copy and combine them all into one (and post to our Interesting Links section, what do you think?).
But don't stop!!
I want more!


You are so very talented.  I would add to it, but I would never measure up.
Besides, I like seeing them as all yours.  Together they seem to have a kind of fun personality.
Wonderful stuff!
More, I want more!

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Linda


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Hi Linda!

Thanks.   Smile  I'm glad you enjoyed the haikus. It keeps me off the streets at night when the insomnia strikes. But don't think of them as mine. They are mostly taken from the posts in the forums, reflecting the remedies and annoyances people express with their machines and masks. It helps to step back sometimes and see the humor in an otherwise serious situation.

Move them, link them, delete them. Any option is okay with me. Once they're out of my head they're on their own.   Smile


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SnoozeHunter wrote:
Hi Linda!

Thanks.   Smile  I'm glad you enjoyed the haikus. It keeps me off the streets at night when the insomnia strikes. But don't think of them as mine. They are mostly taken from the posts in the forums, reflecting the remedies and annoyances people express with their machines and masks. It helps to step back sometimes and see the humor in an otherwise serious situation.

Move them, link them, delete them. Any option is okay with me. Once they're out of my head they're on their own.   Smile



Well, you sure have managed to find just the right words!  Feel free to continue emptying that head of all your creative words and placing them here!  
I love it!
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Linda


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Energy repo'ed
Due to inability
To repay sleep debt.


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Improve your sex life
Wear a mask and hose to bed
It's a big turn on.

Start up the machine
Pretend you're a blow up doll
Kinky fun for all.


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Some dating advice:
Too embarrassed to wear mask?
Don't sleep with strangers.


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Aerophagia
Free, with purchase of Cpap
Gas tax may apply.


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Stop! don't rip me off
I guess I did not hear you
Rebellious hose head!


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messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.

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Hey, where is my hose?
Have you lost your mind?
Vacuum cleaner broke.


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messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.

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A fighter pilot.
His wish finally came true.
So he married me.


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messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.

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Scare my child each night
She thinks I am a monster
And I wear a mask


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messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.

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Tonight we might fight
I think the wind is blowing
Oh wait that is me


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You've made me mad now
So you can just kiss my mask
What a potty mouth


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I only noticed this for the first time because I intern at an adult psychiatric rehab program, and I lead a group called 'Creative Writing' and I just did haiku's yesterday!

So I guess I have to add my own:

Pardon my snoring,
I have been feeling sleepy.
Hooray for CPAP!


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Mask grooves frame my nose
As if it were an option
In parentheses.

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