1. After cursing my dark fate, I lit a candle.----- No help.
2. Bought a giant potato - cut it in half and rubbed the cut ends on both cheeks, [the ones between my nose] buried one half and waited two weeks for it to decay. --- No help but I cut the other half into strips and french fried them [yum] so it wasn't a total loss. May try the other cheeks next year.
3. I sang. No help
4. I danced. No help
5. I sang and danced. No help
6. I sang and danced and did the hootchie-koo. No help.
Maybe the arrival of my economic stimulus check will be the answer. Hope lives on !!

