The haikus on sleep apnea make me laugh. They remind me of these wonderful Windows haikus:

Windows error message                         Haiku error message
File not found.                                                       Your file was so big.
                                                                             It might be very useful.
                                                                             But now it is gone.

Internet Explorer was not able to open                      The Web site you seek
this Internet site. The requested site is                      Cannot be located
either unavailable or cannot be found.                       But countless more exist.

The system process Lsass.exe terminated                  Chaos reigns within.
unexpectedly with status code 1073741819.                Reflect, repent, and reboot.
The system will now shut down and restart.                Order shall return.

Nancy

Sorry about the weird spacing. This is hard to do without a table feature.

Stop OXC2 BAD_POOL_CALLER                            Windows NT crashed.
                                                                          I am the Blue Screen of Death.
                                                                          No one hears your screams.

Explorer caused an invalid page fault in                 Program aborting:
module filename.                                         Close all that you have worked on.
                                                                         You ask far too much.

The instruction at "OxXXXXX" referenced              Yesterday it worked.
memory at "OxXXXXX". The memory                   Today it is not working.
could not be read.                                               Windows is like that.

Search is complete. There are no results               With searching comes loss
to display.                                                           And the presence of absence:
                                                                          "My Novel" not found.

{Delayed Write Failed.} Windows was unable         Three things are certain:
to save all the data for the file x. Data has             Death, taxes, and lost data.
been lost.                                                           Guess which has occurred.

302 - Object Moved or 404 - File Not Found            You step in the stream
                                                                         But the water has moved on.
                                                                         This page is not here.

Error printing document, retry or cancel?               The Tao that is seen
                                                                          is not the true Tao until
                                                                          You bring fresh toner.

Explorer.exe has generated errors and will             Serious error:
be closed by Windows.                                          All shortcuts have disappeared.
                                                                          Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

I wish these gems were mine, but alas, no. They're excerpted from "Zen and the Art of Error Messages" by Paula Sharick in "Windows & Net Magazine", December 16, 2002.