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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Fixed my mask with tape
Now I can look like a nerd
Even while sleeping.
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| Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:12 am |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4117
Location: Maryland
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My goodness!
What an amazing collection of sleep apnea haku!
One day I will have to combine them!
So fun to read!
Linda
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| Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:04 am |
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TerriJoy
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 24
Location: Western, Ma
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calm, newly frightened
at the sight of my hose head
my cats run away.
_________________ Terri
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| Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:24 am |
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diana
Joined: 17 Dec 2005
Posts: 141
Location: Buena Park, CA
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Woke with weight on head:
My cat, sharing pillow space,
sweet thing likes the breeze!
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| Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:37 am |
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lindas88
Joined: 06 Jul 2005
Posts: 165
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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I tried to think of one but my brain won't let me...
_________________ *** Linda ***
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| Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:47 pm |
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Brian
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 534
Location: Ontario Canada
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The chat tips are great
It's coming together now
Sleeping much better
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| Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:28 pm |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Brain fog safety tips:
Think slowly using low beams
Denseness predicted.
Last edited by SnoozeHunter on Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:54 am; edited 1 time in total
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| Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:15 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Proverb on rainout:
Man who wakes with drippy hose
Having heated dreams.
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| Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:57 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Increased aeration
And sinus irrigation
Yields a good snore crop.
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| Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:07 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Humidifier!
Dry nose and throat defier!
Moisten my membranes.
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| Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:08 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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I need a label
To organize my whining
Under one heading.
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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I'm still a hot one
Doc says even while sleeping
Many arousals.
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| Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:20 am |
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Vicki
Moderator
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 3472
Location: Southern California
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Snoozehunter,
You have the most brilliant, enjoyable Haiku's!!
Thanks for continuing on!
Vicki
_________________ That which does not kill you makes you stronger-Friedrich Nietzsche
Friedrich must of had apnea.
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| Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:45 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Thanks, Vicki! It's late night insomnia induced silliness.
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| Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:42 pm |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4117
Location: Maryland
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