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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4032
Location: Maryland
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Hi SnoozeHunter,
Wow! I've been away, to return to this wonderful growing haiku!
One of these days I will copy and combine them all into one (and post to our Interesting Links section, what do you think?).
But don't stop!!
I want more!
You are so very talented. I would add to it, but I would never measure up.
Besides, I like seeing them as all yours. Together they seem to have a kind of fun personality.
Wonderful stuff!
More, I want more!
Linda
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| Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:11 am |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Hi Linda!
Thanks.  I'm glad you enjoyed the haikus. It keeps me off the streets at night when the insomnia strikes. But don't think of them as mine. They are mostly taken from the posts in the forums, reflecting the remedies and annoyances people express with their machines and masks. It helps to step back sometimes and see the humor in an otherwise serious situation.
Move them, link them, delete them. Any option is okay with me. Once they're out of my head they're on their own.
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| Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:56 pm |
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Linda
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Posts: 4032
Location: Maryland
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SnoozeHunter wrote:Hi Linda!
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed the haikus. It keeps me off the streets at night when the insomnia strikes. But don't think of them as mine. They are mostly taken from the posts in the forums, reflecting the remedies and annoyances people express with their machines and masks. It helps to step back sometimes and see the humor in an otherwise serious situation.
Move them, link them, delete them. Any option is okay with me. Once they're out of my head they're on their own. 
Well, you sure have managed to find just the right words! Feel free to continue emptying that head of all your creative words and placing them here!
I love it!
Linda
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| Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:45 pm |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Energy repo'ed
Due to inability
To repay sleep debt.
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| Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:48 pm |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Improve your sex life
Wear a mask and hose to bed
It's a big turn on.
Start up the machine
Pretend you're a blow up doll
Kinky fun for all.
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:31 pm |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Some dating advice:
Too embarrassed to wear mask?
Don't sleep with strangers.
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:32 pm |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Aerophagia
Free, with purchase of Cpap
Gas tax may apply.
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| Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:46 pm |
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georgiagirl
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 49
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Stop! don't rip me off
I guess I did not hear you
Rebellious hose head!
_________________ messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.
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| Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:50 pm |
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georgiagirl
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 49
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Hey, where is my hose?
Have you lost your mind?
Vacuum cleaner broke.
_________________ messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.
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| Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:56 pm |
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georgiagirl
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 49
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A fighter pilot.
His wish finally came true.
So he married me.
_________________ messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.
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| Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:57 pm |
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georgiagirl
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 49
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Scare my child each night
She thinks I am a monster
And I wear a mask
_________________ messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.
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| Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:59 pm |
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georgiagirl
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 49
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Tonight we might fight
I think the wind is blowing
Oh wait that is me
_________________ messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.
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| Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:07 pm |
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georgiagirl
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 49
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You've made me mad now
So you can just kiss my mask
What a potty mouth
_________________ messy house, messy car, undone chores, missed appointments, broken promises, brain fog all day long, waking up all night long, dragging it out of bed in the morning. Who knew I'm not just lazy after all.
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| Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:09 pm |
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aishel
Joined: 02 Nov 2005
Posts: 44
Location: Baltimore
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I only noticed this for the first time because I intern at an adult psychiatric rehab program, and I lead a group called 'Creative Writing' and I just did haiku's yesterday!
So I guess I have to add my own:
Pardon my snoring,
I have been feeling sleepy.
Hooray for CPAP!
_________________ "You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person."
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| Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:43 pm |
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SnoozeHunter
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
Posts: 412
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Mask grooves frame my nose
As if it were an option
In parentheses.
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