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SnoozeHunter
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I have apnea
Makes O2 sats very low
Result: bad haiku.
Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:36 pm
SnoozeHunter
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A libido poll
Used by apneic dancers
Lewd pap dances next?
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:54 pm
SnoozeHunter
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New nasal pillows
Frightened away my lover
Nightmares of pig snouts.
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:54 am
SnoozeHunter
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Sexy apneac
Don't hide behind your face mask
Wow! That's a big hose!
Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:47 am
SnoozeHunter
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Hypochondria
Sounds bad! I'm sure I have it
What are the symptoms?
Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:37 am
SnoozeHunter
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Red marks on your face
Leaking mask and bulging eyes
Your straps are too tight.
Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:10 pm
SnoozeHunter
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To fix leaky mask:
Dip head in boiling water
Now, mold face to mask.
Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:11 pm
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Tennis balls and tape
Sticking plaster and band-aids
I'm ready for bed.
Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:13 pm
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For sale: one used mask
Slightly damaged on impact
When flung against wall.
Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:01 pm
SnoozeHunter
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Fell asleep with mask
Woke up to find it missing
It must have blown off.
Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:01 pm
SnoozeHunter
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Sleep paralysis
Must tell someone I have it
But can't move or speak.
Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:02 pm
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The happy couple
Is this your headgear or mine?
Pass the nasal gel.
Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:01 am
SnoozeHunter
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If mask is removed
Will he float around the room
Like a freed balloon?
Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:02 am
SnoozeHunter
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Good morning, neighbor
May I borrow your Cpap?
My snow blower broke.
Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:03 am
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Have you considered
That a cold, wet hose might mean
That you are healthy?
Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:11 am
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