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Some things I tried to cure my sleep apnea
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1. After cursing my dark fate, I lit a candle.----- No help.

2. Bought a giant potato - cut it in half and rubbed the cut ends on both cheeks,  [the ones between my nose]  buried one half and waited two weeks for it to decay.  --- No help but I cut the other half into strips and french fried them [yum] so it wasn't a total loss. May try the other cheeks next year.

3. I sang.    No help

4. I danced. No help

5. I sang and danced.  No help

6. I sang and danced and did the hootchie-koo.  No help.

Maybe the arrival of my economic stimulus check will be the answer.  Hope lives on !!


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Those sound about as effective as any other remedy except for CPAP and tracheostomy.  4. 5. and 6 sound like good excecise.


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You left the aqarium pump off your list!  Oh wait, someone already tried that and... No help.

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